“Confirming your prejudices”
Los Santos: Today: Rain with a chance of sunshine. Pollution level High 42.
A Bombshell of a Welcome
By Oleander Addams As a recent arrival to Los Santos, I was enjoying an incredibly informative & rather enjoyable tour of the sights with my fellow journalist Jay Walker on the afternoon of June 1st. However, the levity of the afternoon was disturbed as I received a call from the news line reporting suspicious activity at the parking deck near Central Hospital, the caller describing a masked individual in a black jumper, tan cargo pants & a tan mask moving about the garage in a peculiar manner. As we were only a block away, we quickly rushed to the area. Upon arrival, we heard a very loud explosion. We then saw a black sedan being driven by a tan masked individual leaving the area. As we carefully explored the parking garage we came upon a burned out van on the upper level.
Not long after our arrival, Police Commissioner Hunter arrived on scene, having been alerted, we can only assume, by the same individual who contacted this reporter. As he examined the scene, it appeared as though he found no traces of gasoline, leading him to believe the explosion to have been caused by a bomb as […]
Reaching out for comment, Mr. California tells me that Mr. Hunter “threatened to fight” him in the parking lot of the cat café and knocked over his motorcycle with his car. Mr. California is keen to insist that Mr. Hunter did not physically strike him during the altercation, though other witnesses claim that Mr. California […]
Ordeal for Approval
By JWN. Johnny California (pictured lying in the dirt outside of the Yellowjack bar for reasons unknown) is one of the most well-known figures in the state of San Andreas and possibly beyond. With a reported 2.2 million Twitter followers and 1 million TikTok followers (verification pending), “JC” is much in demand both on social […]